douchemen

A variation on the term "douche bag." Slightly classier when used in a public setting.

Look at those douchemen inside that frat bar with their popped collars and fake tans.

by flyingdouchemen April 27, 2009

Urban Douchemonger

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by Charles xavier whiskers IV October 23, 2011

Douchemeleon

A word comprised of douche and chameleon. (n) A douche bag that is able to disguise his doucheyness from other douches so that they do not know that the douchemeleon is a douche.

Seth Macfarlane is a Douchemeleon.

by Tman2217 July 28, 2016

Douchedecon

Someone who is a total douche. It is also somewhat related to people who are chotches

You are such a douchedecon.
Stop being such a douchedecon.

by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008

douchemongercake

when someone pulls a cheap move in a game, especially chess.

"god he is such a douchemongercake"
"ahhh what?"
"a douchemongercake"
"ohh i thought you said smoshsmongersmake"
"what the hell is that?"

by zack is a jewish June 5, 2009

douchemont

(n) A dirtbag of total douchery. Will Often steal credit for other people's hard work, never on time, calls others dirtbags to deflect their own dirtbagedness. If a Douchemont was in an army, he'd totally fuck his buddies every chance and talk shit behind their backs. Probably takes pills to make them less crazy, but the pills obviously don't work. Enjoys going down dark alleys and sucking off homeless chinese men against their will.

(v) The act of defacating on your disgusting looking, boyish faced wife's lips. After expelling the feces, proceeding to kiss her, open-mouthed, and letting her suck you off, giving yourself "shitty dick." See also "tranny loving sperm guzzling monkey fucking dipshit"

Person A let's a mess accumulate at work, and doesn't appreciate it when other people fix their fuck ups. This makes person A a "douchemont"

by 61n63R June 22, 2011

Douchemongloroid

A douche-like mongoloid on steroids.

I can't sit here and listen to that obnoxious douchemongloroid any longer.

by DoucheMonger1984 October 2, 2016