A huge, evil leader of all douches who's idiocy is a very crime against humanity. A person, thing, or asshole you'd prefer to never lay eyes on, even if it meant cutting your own eyes out.
You are the DoucheMegatron.
by NSTS55 March 11, 2009
Get the Douchemegatron mug.Angela: I love Vegas but I hate that it attracts so many immature assholes.
Shawn: Yeah, that place is a total douchemecca.
Angela: Baaaaaa.
Shawn: Yeah, that place is a total douchemecca.
Angela: Baaaaaa.
by TheDouchemeister August 24, 2011
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Often seen roaming the grounds of the local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.
Wild doucheberry, three-o'clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that guy get all of that confidence?
by CallItAsISeeIt May 19, 2017
Get the Wild Doucheberry mug.The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011
Get the Top Fuel Douchester mug.Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly douchebagging with a doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.
Amy: Hey look at that douche over there
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...
by Indygunner August 9, 2009
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Get the doucheberg mug.when one person possesses a greater level of douche or douchiness and might quite possibly close to attaining the super douche status.
by the dude of AMH December 16, 2008
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