Douchecockington the Third

The Act of being a douche and a capitalist at the same time.

"Jordan was such a Douchecockington the Third last night I thought he bought out Microsoft last night."

by roflwaffle08 December 9, 2008

douchejockey

a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.

"hey bro, I am gonna go tanning, be back in 2 hours" : Damn dude, why are you such a douchejockey?

by el douche-o August 4, 2009

doucheknocker

A female version of a fartknocker or a buttknocker.

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 23, 2021

douchelick

A moron
The same as being as douchebag, just with a twist

"When are you going to quit selling the yellow pages and start that insurance thing, you douchelick?"

by Michael Brady May 2, 2008

douchecloud

someone who wears red turtle necks, is against weed, and won't yiff.

You're a douchecloud

by i am hip October 20, 2014

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008

douchecookie

nick williams also known as a firecrotch

nick is such a douchecookie!

by blondeness May 13, 2009