Doucheout

A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).

by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009

douchebutt

A derogatory term used towards someone that is being both an ass & and a vaginal cleaning product.

ian: Daft Punk and Roy Orbison are the greatest artists of all time! All other music sucks! I'll never listen to any new songs ever again.

Zoidberg: You douchebutt, if you don't listen to new music you will never get to hear the latest masterpiece by Ke$ha or Rebecca Black.

by ZoidbergBG January 6, 2014

doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

by Camen510 January 2, 2009

doucheous baggous

the way people used douchebag in the medieval times

Adam is a sir doucheous baggous.

by JuicyJ October 27, 2007

Doucheous

Today's northforkian slang term for the older geniration's rightiousor tubendicular.

1:DUDE!! That chick is doucheous!!! 2.Dude, this cupcake is doucheously delicious.

by idonthinksogr9 December 22, 2008

Doucheous Malfoy

To be a particularly massive and stuck up type of douche bag. Like Lucious Malfoy, only a douchey version.

You: "Dude you just cut in front of me"

DM: "You snooze you looze dweeb"

You: "Dude you are such a doucheous malfoy"

by Katy Dee July 8, 2010

douchecut

where your hair is slightly spiked in the front

did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother

by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011