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doublespeak

From George Orwell's 1984. The guy was 20 years out, but other than that fairly accurate... It's the ability to hold two separated and completely contradictory statements in your head and believe that both are true
Dubya: "We are bringing democracy to Iraq" (while bringing a dictatorship to the US via the "Patroit" act, Florida elections etc etc etc).
by Sloan Squared June 11, 2004
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doublesexual

A doublesexual is a person who does not care what sex his partner will be. The main thing is that there should be two partners, provided that they are aware of this.
— Marat, having a relationship with two girls is not normal.
— Yes, so don't infringe me because of my doublesexuality.
by RussianGenius November 21, 2021
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doublemeat

A vagina with excess labia folds.

Large vag lips!
I couldn't find her clitoris due to her doublemeat!
by Ba Gong January 31, 2008
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doubledeep

Brown people who work off commission at stores like Futureshop and A&B sound - instead of helping out one customer at a time - they will bounce from customer to customer trying to maximize their profit. Hence 'Double'-deep.
"Fuck, Gurpreet is such a doubledeep, he totally jacked my sale".

"Rahul needs to learn to stick to one customer at a time, that dude is such a doubledeep".
by Mike D June 20, 2006
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doublezero

yet another name for marijuana, not often used but still one of my favs.

it is also a type of marijuana, as in a strain.
that doublezero blew me away, got any more?
by xDoubleZer00x December 10, 2009
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doublespeak

Deliberately ambiguous or evasive language. see: doubletalk.
He wouldn't give me a firm committment to do the job, just some doublespeak about how he "might be available next week."
by Dave Spreefelt December 28, 2005
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doubleverbary

Using a word that is completely made up.
A doubleverbary is a completely made up word.

Examples:

I've been conflibbled into cleaning the carpet.

My wife says rawty is bad for me.

The weather is tiffing for forseeable future.

Stop jiff jaffing about and smiggle these ice cubes.

This beggyjip is off his nib nod.
by Mark Greenhalgh November 26, 2007
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