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Doris : older generation female who frequents such stores as screwfix to buy a oven bulb or 10ltrs of paint while under lockdown and social distancing from the corona virus pandemic.
Go home doris you dont need to be outside your home, paint and a oven bulb is not an essential purchase in these dire times.
Look Doris i dont care if your going to be bored while in self isolation you cant have any paint and you definatly dont need decking oil.
Doris by Spunkyfmj March 28, 2020
I love my Doris.

Meet my Doris.

This is my father and Doris.
Doris by Sococo April 1, 2009
can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris
Doris by dilbert scrunchie June 12, 2003
An older well-off woman who thinks the rules should apply to others but not to her. A Doris criticizes anything and everything on Facebook but her specialty is picking on kind-hearted people trying to improve the world . Doris is not afraid to post nonsensical political memes with no factual basis.

Doris takes marijuana for her "glaucoma" but she does not believe in legalizing pot because then the wrong people would use it.

In a nutshell, she is Karen's mom.
An older woman was criticizing me at the store the other day for slowing down the bagging process because I brought my own grocery bags. Then this ignorant hypocritical Doris had the gall to pay with a check!
Doris by Counciltuckian April 23, 2020
a completely unactractive, older lesbian.
or a diesel-dyke
Doris by Steve Florio March 8, 2004
1)Ultimate insult to undermine inflated male ego's. Also works well to women with similar masculine names e.g. Boris
2)See Goober
1) Shut up you Doris...(followed by appropriate your mum joke)!
doris by luvlea May 6, 2005