douchbagery

(douch-bag-ery)
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.

wow i cant believe you pulled that bukkshit! your douchbagery is fukin astounding!

by jibbarousseau May 29, 2009

douschebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

Friend: hey whats up with that carrie chick?

Me: she's dating some douschebag who cant decide if hes a redneck or a gangsta.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Doochebagery

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

by Waltor May 7, 2008

douschebaggery

Of or relating to a dousche bag.

The Christian Scientists arguments were pure douschebaggery

by Adam C Henderson September 1, 2008

douchbag

individual that excessively cares about appearance or tries too hard

That Tim is such a douchbag with his pull ups

by the upstairs neighbour April 12, 2010

doushbag

Just another term for dumbass, or someone that talks bullshit.

-Originated in Tatamagouche,
Nova Scotia

Joe: Man Your Sister Is Hott!!
Bill: Joe, That's My Mom...
Frank: Joe, you stupid
f**king "doushbag"!

by Bobby Mackinnon August 29, 2005

Douschebag McAlister

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.

dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...

by emanyell October 9, 2010