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Doodlerameter

Doodlerameter; An invisible, self setting, meter device inside the brain that is turned on automatically when the task at hand seems undesirable or too much work. The doodlerameter allows you to screw off for unlimited amounts of time. To activate...have thoughts of resisting undesirable tasks.
"She might get some work done if she would just turn off her DOODLERAMETER!!!"
by Breath of fresh air April 16, 2017
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doodlepad

(Insult, Noun) Any person with obnoxious, excessive, trashy, poor quality, ugly, tattoos. Can refer to someone with just one tattoo or many.

Tends to suffer a narcissistic injury when their tattoos are criticized or their delusional ideations about how cool/unique their tattoos make them are not reciprocated.

Tattoo locations that instantly qualify someone as a doodlepad: face, neck, scalp, hands, front upper pubic area, genitals, buttcheek, lower back (tramp stamp), sleeve, arm, shoulder, bicep, forearm, elbow, leg, calves, thighs, ankles, stomach, chest, upper back, behind the ear, sole of the foot, (anywhere on the body).
Look, at that narcissistic shithead. He thought getting tattoos would keep people from making fun of him like they did in high school. Just another goofy ass doodlepad!
What tribe you from James? You grew up in a gated community in Orange County. Face tatts? You don't bang and you ain't been in. You can still get this wedgie.
by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020
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DoodleVader

Have you heard of DoodleVader? Yea he’s the best out there.
by Playsonooo December 4, 2021
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doodlesack

A big hairy balls sack that men pay women to doodle on
what's that?
Gurl that's a doodlesack
by Yeetyourmom February 16, 2019
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Doodlesack

A Man's Hairy Sack That People Doodle On.
The Rainbow Boys Love The Doodlesack From Behind.
by Bob Burns July 24, 2007
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doodlation

proper-sounding form of doodle
I will put the doodlation I created on the New York Times cover photo into my art journal.
by Nick January 20, 2004
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Doodleface

A bright, though sometimes credulous, insightful girl who subconsciously draws on Starbucks property and then denies it. She is very well-read and articulate. Her constant, subtle references to Jesus are at times comical, but nonetheless worthy of respect as her intelligence far surpasses that of most of her faith.
Doodleface was on the verge of hostility when I failed to return her C.S. Lewis book on account of the fact that she hates late fees.
by that judgmental atheist October 1, 2008
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