Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."
by Rocketkoala August 06, 2012
A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.
John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.
by Driftrat81 August 02, 2017
by Hercolena Oliver May 27, 2010
a sex act performed in the doggy-style position. the penetrating partner comes, pulls out, takes off the used condom, and slaps the mark of their initials onto the other partner's ass cheeks with it.
by jack has an idea June 24, 2010
A Prison Doily is the dried remains of a bukkake fest in prison. The remains are then carefully peeled off of the face in one piece. Now you can decorate anything in your cell and make it special with this frilly product of group lust.
There were ooohs and aaaahs amidst the cellblock as he pulled the prison doily off of his face and the lacy face of Jesus was revealed.
by InkyNeedle July 20, 2011
Doily (doiley)
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.
These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)
Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.
To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.
These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)
Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.
To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.
Doily (Doiley)
Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.
Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.
by Dr Kim Pirelli's aunty July 11, 2008
by Brian Klingenberg April 14, 2004