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Cum Doily

When your having a cheeky wank at your grandparent's house and you need something to catch the load so you grab a designated doily to do the dirty work.
"Quick Nan, pass the Cum Doily!"
by CyberSlooooooth August 11, 2015
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oily doily

petroleum based lubricant soaked ornamental linen mat
Get that oily doily out of my face
by NICKshifter April 4, 2009
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starched doily

Ejaculate on protruding ruffled inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia (labia minora).
Her starched doily was dripping ejaculate.
by Lee Metcalfe March 21, 2007
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dick doily

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.
John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.
by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017
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The Daily Doily

Whatz da tabloids goda say in The Daily Doily today hey?
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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soggy doily

a sex act performed in the doggy-style position. the penetrating partner comes, pulls out, takes off the used condom, and slaps the mark of their initials onto the other partner's ass cheeks with it.
Jack watched Jermaine give Tom a soggy doily in the kitchen.
by jack has an idea June 27, 2010
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Prison Doily

A Prison Doily is the dried remains of a bukkake fest in prison. The remains are then carefully peeled off of the face in one piece. Now you can decorate anything in your cell and make it special with this frilly product of group lust.
There were ooohs and aaaahs amidst the cellblock as he pulled the prison doily off of his face and the lacy face of Jesus was revealed.
by InkyNeedle July 20, 2011
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