Dagism

The worship of the diety Dag, who promotes elitism and repression of those of lesser intelligence. His hymns of choice are those of Dream Theater.

Drank some GREAT grape koolaid at the last Dagism meet.

by Sharingan March 10, 2004

digismack

Internet usage in order to satisfy a need to go online.

I was trying to get offline but website are like digismack!

by Corpus Christi July 27, 2007

Dogasm

The look on a dog's face when a scratch given by a person is so intense it's leg begins to spasm.

My god Fido's having one hell of a dogasm.

by Bofern November 27, 2012

Dogist

An individual that defends dogs

Like a feminist defends females.

Dogist: Don’t shame the dog for licking her vagina

Person: I wasn’t aware you were a dogist

by Uumer January 29, 2021

Docism

As you age and your hearing begins to fail. The words that you hear are no longer the words that are actually being spoken. The responses that you give that no longer make sense in a natural conversational manner would be considered a docism.

My dad's buying a Jeep......What's you dad buying sheep for....Oh what a docism.
Your name's Crazy....your names Tracy....Oh your names Francine.

by dcrophopper May 7, 2015

Doggism

A religion in which we worship our Holy Father Snoop Dogg or otherwise known as Father Dogg.

Would you like to take a moment to hear about Doggism and our Lord and Savior Father Dogg?

by Children of Dogg December 4, 2021

dougism

a religion of the penis doug. he is long and fran worships him.

my religions is dougism.

by ebsnd October 10, 2011