Domograph

The useless paragraph that someone post on all of your Facebook post

Your Facebook Post: The gym was fun today!

Domograph Reply: Apparently in space you can find a zoo that contains a duck that's in a tree that grew in ground on the earth that's in space. Then if you count to 12 an hop 5 time in place you will be in space and if you find a mirror you might be a duck. Yesterday I ate food for dinner and it was delicious squared. If i were to eat a red and yellow bean would i poop orange? Or you could just subtract 7 and that would leave you at 11 that may or may not put you in from of one.

Your Reply: Bro WTF are you talking about that is all useless,

by Iamaninja February 27, 2014

Dogmön

Dogmön is what you call a stinky human being who is attracted to anything that moves and has a Neanderthal forehead.

“Look at dogmön stalk those children from the bushes.”

by Sworve June 11, 2018

Doggogänger

When an owner and their pet look like each other.

The blonde and curly-haired poodle is her Doggogänger.

by ThinkingManCa November 26, 2018

dogog

The best dog ever and the double og

My dogog is the best

by Dogog September 7, 2019

dogog

The best dog ever and double og

The dog can do anything he’s the dogog

by Dogog September 7, 2019

Doglogg

When you have to take a shit, but you're too lazy or drunk to leave your yard, you take a Doglogg.

...so drunk he was Dogloggin' it!
Who the F*ck Doglogged in my yard last night?!

by Mattdrew May 17, 2020

dogmosis

The process by which a dog expands to fill the available space on e.g. a sofa

A space is available next to you on the sofa. Your dog, albeit half the size of the space and initially tucked into one corner, mysteriously stretches out and eventually fills the space. Your dog has filled the space by dogmosis.

by h_l_h1 December 24, 2013