Domograph

The useless paragraph that someone post on all of your Facebook post

Your Facebook Post: The gym was fun today!

Domograph Reply: Apparently in space you can find a zoo that contains a duck that's in a tree that grew in ground on the earth that's in space. Then if you count to 12 an hop 5 time in place you will be in space and if you find a mirror you might be a duck. Yesterday I ate food for dinner and it was delicious squared. If i were to eat a red and yellow bean would i poop orange? Or you could just subtract 7 and that would leave you at 11 that may or may not put you in from of one.

Your Reply: Bro WTF are you talking about that is all useless,

Domograph by Iamaninja February 27, 2014

dronography

Dronography is the science, art and practice of creating durable images or video by recording light or other electromagnetic radiation by means of a drone flying around or above a certain scene

Dronography really gives u a new understanding of modern warfare

dronography by F.Mr. Smith December 22, 2014

Lomography 

A type of photography invented by the Lomographic Association, a company founded in the early 90s in Austria to market the Lomo LC-A, a cheap Russian camera which the founders had discovered took strange, high-contrast photos that often featured vignetting (the focus goes soft and the image darkens around the edges).

Today Lomography is mainly used to describe the "art" of taking photos with a Lomographic camera, or any camera sold by the Lomographic Association (popular examples include the Fisheye, Lomo LC-A, and Holga). The term is also sometimes used to describe photography using any cheap or quirky cameras.

The Lomographic Society has come under very severe criticism for several points, the main one being that the company seems to sell cameras and photographic equipment for far, far more than it's worth. Notable examples include the Lomo LC-A itself, which was around $30 USD when the original Lomographers first purchased it, yet sells for around $250, or the new Diana+, an updated version of a camera that originally sold for $1 that is currently sold by Lomography for $50. The Lomographic Society also seems to emphasize wild experimentation with (expensive) film, which some point out might be a ploy to get consumers to purchase more film from the Lomographic Society themselves.

Recently (as in early 2007-ish), the Urban Outfitters chain of stores have begun to stock Lomographic cameras, giving the brand a much larger audience to cavort around green pastures snapping photos willy-nilly and calling it art.

(As much as I hate the Lomographic Society for their sales practices, I must admit that I do regularly use my Lomo LC-A, as well as my Holga and my Diana+. I also buy film from them very often. Hey, it's a mean business practice, but Lomography is fun as shit.)

Person 1: Hey, I just got a Holga from Urban Outfitters.
Person 2: Cool, dude! You just had $10 burning a hole in your pocket, did you?
Person 1: What the fuck? That thing cost me $75!
Person 2: What a rip. Also, know that the film for those things is $5 a roll, not including development, which you'll have to get done at a specialty camera store because drug stores don't develop that kind of film.
Person 1: FUCK.
Person 2: That's Lomography for you.

Lomography by lovesmesumcake October 10, 2008

lomography 

a type of art photography in which color is emphasized. Traditionally, cameras such as the Holga, Lomo, Colorsplash, and Supersampler are used to create strange and unusual photographs. Lomographic photos are primarily characterized by vignettes (blurry and faded edges), random subjects, and nonadherance to traditional photography rules.

Lomography is a pleasant break from most photojournalism.

lomography by Kristina R. December 28, 2005

Demographically Damned 

When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.

"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."

Demographically Damned by Mamahipster November 7, 2011

Demography 

The quantitative study of human populations in order to identify the influences on population growth and structure. All for futher development and advances in the future.

Teacher: This school is proven to be a failure through demography! I QUIT!
Tod: What the fuck demography dude?
Sonny: She's pretty much referring to us as a slacker community of unintellegent and unmotivated kids that shows through our schoolwork. Fuck her, she's insane anyway. Wanna go do some chronic?
Tod: Hell yes.

Demography by Zackeryb March 18, 2007

lomographer 

A photographer who uses one or many of the "toy" cameras in existence to create unique photographs. Some of these cameras are: Holga, Super Sampler, Pop 9, Oktomat, Color Splash and Diana. These cameras usually have a plastic body and have some sort of characteristic that produces a non-typical photograph, such as having more than one lens (4, 8 or 9), "light leaks" or have plastic lenses which creates vignetting.

Most lomographers put their work up on the lomography website.

lomographer by MoMo Dollface May 24, 2006