Doctors Interview

Giving your boss the excuse of a doctors appointment when actually going to a job interview.

Employee: Has anyone seen Dan today?
Boss: He said he had doctors appointment, but it sounds to me like a "doctors interview".

by Loofy July 27, 2013

doctors excuse

A handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations

"Yo bro -- I need a doctors excuse because I went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. Know where I can get one?"

"Yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out."

by CharlesMacneil August 28, 2013

going to the doctors

a secretive term for smoking weed.

Hey dude i cant wait till we are going to the doctors after school its going to be sick!

by Sam631 April 15, 2009

Door-To-Doorism

A religious act in which any other religion goes door to door to "Spread The good word". They Either 1: Knock on your door and reading passages to you in their bible while he/she insults you for all the "sins" you've committed or 2: Knock on your door and wedge a card of their church in your door jamb and leave.

Guy 1: There's a asshole outside spreading the good word

Guy 2: That is Door-To-Doorism

by Foxhound946 July 7, 2010

doctors charter school

A school mainly comprised of wiggers and nerds. They think they're ghetto but they actually go to an A school and live in The richest safest part of Miami. They're all stuck up rich kids, many front as if they're in gangs.

Marcello Florio goes to doctors charter school

by harper3847isssdd July 15, 2009

Doctors

n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!

Child: "Wow! Doctors are so cool! I want to be doctor when I grow up, too!"

Mother: "ROFLMFAO!!!"

by superdawge October 2, 2009

doctors charter school

the shittiest middle-high school in miami dade county, florida. haven for drug abusers, sellers, and rejects from other schools. while it is proclaimed to be third best school in the state, in reality it stands closer in ranking to NMSH and Beach High.
20% hispanic
30% white
5% asian
30% african american
10% zo
5% other
Doctors is the center of all shit, wherefore, shit goes down- The majority which is then carried on to MIami Shroezx. Hasd been referred to as "Drama Charter School."

"shit yo i went 2 doctors charter school wit Yoni and dey was gitin me sum o dem firey regz but all dey got wus da purple haze. gits"

by miareeffere November 26, 2007