divortion

When you kill the marriage instead of just leaving

Did you hear the Smith's had a huge divortion it was really messy!

by Soulless29 June 18, 2018

Divortion

When a husband or wife kill their spouse.

Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.

by Ms Jen April 4, 2020

Dirtiest Kayla

She a hoe and loves her some dick but she’s likes a guy but still go out fucking 11 other ones

That girl is such a dirtiest Kayla like fr hasn’t she had enough guys for one night

by Girlwhore April 15, 2020

The thin and dirties

The term used for when you leave a right mess in the toilet bowl, especially the runny form of your shit- otherwise known as diarrhea.

"Aghh, those chips and salsa, 4 candy bars, and a liter of soda didn't sit well in my stomach. Gave me the thin and dirties!"

Person A: "Hey your pants are all brown on the back."
Person B: "Yeah, I've got the thin and dirties."

by Sha'neeqa October 5, 2009

dirties up nice

Having the ability or tendency to look good even when covered in sweat, dirt, overly practical/plain clothes, guts, or whatever life throws at you.

Carrying off the rough-and-tumble look, as opposed to looking like crap after doing something strenuous or dirty.
The opposite of 'cleans up nice'.

Most of the people on The Walking Dead dirty up nice - they look sexy even smeared in sweat, blood, guts and dirt.

She looked gorgeous at the prom, but I saw her after dirt biking: unbelievably, she dirties up nice too.

by cider December 30, 2013

dirties

In Coquitlam B.C., we call a girl who's, not so clean, and usually very easy, a dirty.

Hey Chris pounded two dirties in my livingroom last night.

by Turkey_Dinner August 28, 2006

Divorried

That post-divorce phase where you're past all the bullshit of child support, new spouses, etc. and can stand your ex-spouse again.

I was surprised to see Bill actually talking to Susan in her driveway when he was picking the kids up for the weekend.

That's because Bill and Susan are divorried now.

by Grant Rampus July 24, 2016