diglett

A small dick shaped pokemon that sometimes likes to gather in a trio for orgies. Then repeatedly bobs up and down in an in and out motion yelling its name, slowly escalating into an eruption of a fountain of white colored milk that resulted in the creation of mt. moon.

"Dude that chick totally wanted a diglett last night."

"I think that diglett from last week gave me the herps."

by Mooksy June 1, 2009

Dilettante

A person who has superficial interest in a subject but lacks real knowledge of it.

"Herschel! Who does Kenneth remind you of?"
"I dunno. Who?"
"Elton! He is such a dilettante!"

by Babydoll75 March 8, 2019

dillet

It is when you give a mullet to your dick.

I walked into the bathroom today and my boy Rob was shaving himself a dillet.

by Steven Prawlak April 16, 2008

Dilettwat

An inept dilettante without redeeming qualities. A self-absorbed person who repeatedly fails to figure out what they "want to do with their life." Whenever you talk to them, they harp on all the new, pretentious stuff they're doing badly. Dilettwats lack any semblance of grit. They are take off on flights of fancy about their futures, but forsake plans at the first sign of adversity. You have little hope for them. They are so navel-gazing and annoying you do not even want them succeed. When conversing with a dilettwat, if you start talking about yourself, their eyes glaze over and you can tell they're thinking about one of their crackpot projects. The best thing to do when stuck talking to a dilettwat at a party is to chug your beer, excuse yourself and walk away shaking your head.

Bob: Hey Dill, how’s it going?
Dill *sad and frustrated*: Horrible. I slept in and missed yoga class this morning. Then I fell off my unicycle. Then I got so mad 'cause I just couldn't figure out this Bob Marley song on my uke. Then, to top it all off, I got stung like fifteen times trying to harvest the honey from my beehives!
Bob: Dude, do you even have a job.
Dill: ...job?
Bob *shaking head and walking away*: You’re such a dilettwat.

by gallimaufabout August 4, 2016

the diglett

A sex position in which, each time the male retracts for the next thrust, he sticks his penis into a new hole.

We're in for a wild night - she agreed to do the Diglett.

by TheDigmeister November 5, 2014

diglet

a diglet is when a man opens up a womans vagina and tries to stick his head in

man that chicks so loose, i gave her a diglet

by owen the leet cunt October 28, 2009

dick divet

that tight little fibromuscular tubular tract thingy that straight up leads from that uterus shit to the outskirts of the body in all bitches except tranny's. Basically, its a pussy.

bro, you and me are gonna go out tonight and get 3 1/2 inches deep in some fuckin dick divet...ya dig

by Mangina Man April 16, 2008