get distracted

to get distracted by the henry stickman dance, basically the modern rick roll.

Person 1: Hey man, check out this link (DISTRACTION DANCE LINK)
Person 2: Cool! (CLICKS THE LINK)
Person 2: (GETS DISTRACTED) cmon man!
Person 1: get distracted!
Person 2: (BLOCKS PERSON 1)

by PHINWING THE MENDING September 16, 2020

Sexually Distracted

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

distracturbation

When you get distracted by other things while masturbating. This can also be applied to a situation where you get distracted while doing something, forget what you were doing, then decide to rub one out.

My teacher asked me why my homework was half done and all I could say was “Distracturbation”

by ShittyTitty October 8, 2017

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

don't get distracted

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar

you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*

by just_a_bored_person March 8, 2021

Distractor

A person who continually carries on a conversation on an instant messaging program even though he/she knows you are are trying to complete an important homework assignment or peice of coursework.

Distractor: Yo sup? heres some useless information
Hard Worker: leave me alone im trying to educate myself

by Kieran Patel March 12, 2007

socially distracted

A person addicted to social networks that has extreme difficulty to perform simple tasks such as talking to her/his partner, personal hygene, get grocery, eating, watching TV and sleeping.

I unfollowed my boyfriend because he is socially distracted.

by hermes2364 February 12, 2010