academic dysmorphia

A type of dissorder that freshman get due to a lack of social life. This comes from the root word 'morf' meanig: to change, form.

Vanessa has academic dysmorphia. SHE CAN'T STOP.

by lolsammyhammy May 28, 2009

Muscle dysmorphia

Kyle Marerro

"bro, I feel so small" - muscle dysmorphia

"I'm not even big"

by jashleigh December 11, 2012

Rugby dysmorphia

Rugby dysmorphia is a mental disorder characterized by the obsessive idea that a rugby player thinks they're twice as broad as they are.

Rugby player: "Wow I really must say, I have quite a strong and broad physique".

Me: "No mate you're actually a pure little weasel. You simply have rugby dysmorphia".

by king mick April 19, 2018

Text Dysmorphia

When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY

I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.

by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020

poop dysmorphia

When your poop felt bigger or smaller than it actually was.

I thought I took a big poop only to find little pebbles. Man, that’s some poop dysmorphia.

by Tianus March 10, 2022

Rockstar Dysmorphia

One with exceedingly capable Rockstar energy and abilities, who does not recognise this within themselves.

Cure: just grow up and admit it
Common side effects: overwhelming modesty, increased desire for snacks
Rare side effects: bad knees

Sue: "You know that guy, Darren or something like that? Yeah he has Rockstar Dysmorphia apparently"
Tony: "Who?"
Sue: "For fuck sake Tony you never listen to a word I say. This is why I'm divorcing you"

by actual rockstar December 20, 2022

code dysmorphia

Code dysmorphia is when a programmer feels like their code isn't as good as others' and they get stuck trying to make it perfect. It makes them spend too much time on their code and can make it hard for them to finish projects.

Eric: Hey Andy, do you ever feel like your code isn't good enough compared to others?

Andy: Yeah, I know what you mean. Sometimes I spend so much time trying to make it perfect that I never finish anything.

Eric: Yeah, it's like we have code dysmorphia or something.

Andy: Code dysmorphia? What's that?

Eric: It's when you think your code is bad even when it's not, and it stops you from finishing projects.

by okjlez February 21, 2023