To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.
by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004
Get the disasterbate mug.The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.
"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"
by electra fidelis April 12, 2009
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She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation
by AAADDAAA March 4, 2011
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Get the Disasterbating mug.When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.
"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013
Get the Disasturbate mug.To cause a ridiculous number of tragedies and disasters to oneself including burning bridges, self mutilation, drug use, etc. with the climax usually being attempted suicide. Often happens at the pinnacle of depression or a bipolar low.
He's burned all his bridges, lost all his friends, and now he's addicted to heroin? Well now he's just disasterbating.
My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.
My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.
by Bryce Hilyard October 23, 2006
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by Vivenz November 26, 2003
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