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Dirty Jersey

Dirty Jersey, because there is no nice part of New Jersey, it's all a cesspool.
Damn, I have to drive into dirty Jersey.
by 2oh3CT November 12, 2020
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When a man initiates unprotected sexual intercourse with a sub-par class woman but - when he pulls out his penis - he is wearing a rubber (from the collection of old-dirty-discarded condoms in the woman's vagina). The phenomenon is like a battle between the penis and vagina, similar to a hockey fight, where the vagina "dirty jerseys" the penis with a condom and hence wins the fight.
That girl I had sex with while camping on the weekend gave me a dirty jersey! GROSS!
by blaaades November 29, 2010
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To perform a dirty jersey you must have the mr. fantastic stretch power. You put you penis into a girls butt and stretch it through her intestines out of her mouth so she can give you a blowjob and be taking it in the butt all at once
I gave that bitch a dirty jersey last night, it was crazy
by Thatkidfromjersey June 28, 2009
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Dirty Jesséy

A Dirty Jesséy is where the guy fills your butt with cream cheese and feasts on you, slaps his big dick around your face, begs you to fart on his dick and then fucks you in both holes
You should see her FFG after she’s had a Dirty Jesséy
by Euripides Fenton December 28, 2021
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Jersey Dirty Devil

Similar to a pig on a spit roast, a person holds on to a spinning horizontal stick and a person standing behind them sticks their finger in the ass of the person while they spin. Optional oral sex if you are brave enough.
A: Asked what her favorite position was, and she said Jersey Dirty Devil!
B: Oh shit! I’ve been trying to get my girl to do it, we only do glory holes.
by They Sold Seeds May 1, 2022
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this is when chevy from (piscataway new jersey) first cums inside of the girls vagina,then proceeds to cramp inside the girls vagina,mixing the cum and the crap making the chevy mix.
Yo she just got the worst word Dirty chevy (Piscataway New Jersey Edition) from this guy at the party.
by Chevy 007 November 6, 2007
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