Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

dirder

a toilet paper roll. often used for physics experiments.

Mr. Degan puts a dirder over a pickle jar as a physics experiment.

by JasAsh November 16, 2011

DirtE Maher

The act of pressing your butt cheeks against a sliding glass door and proceeding to take a shit, if done correctly it will look like a shit dog between two buns

The bitch locked me out of the house so I gave her a DirtE Maher

by TheBigBill August 10, 2016

Dirten

To poop in the woods

Omg Rebecca I really need to take a dirten

by 12345sarah89 October 30, 2019

Dirker

a holder of a small sword, one who wears ties

The knight was a dirker. The English teacher was a dirker.

by Lil Miss Swaggar February 25, 2010

el dirte

In the poker game of texas hold em,when your two pocket cards are an ace and a jack.

dirty charity was dealt his signature hand el dirte.

by roguespierre December 20, 2005

social dieter

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.

Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.

by Randy2676 June 11, 2012