up the dirtroad

To have anal sex.

Similar to "up the dirttrack", used mainly by Londoner and Scots.

You are very nice but I am not going to go up the dirtroad, honey.

by BartP January 17, 2008

diatrob

A very long text message. A long paragraph or longer message to someone.

I have been fighting on text with my girlfriend all day and she keeps sending me these DIATROBS thinking I wanna read them.

by Smashes1112 June 2, 2022

vaginal distrophy

A crooked vagina. Also known as VD.

Damn. She had VD?
No that type. I'm ok. Vaginal Distrophy. It was a bit askew.

by Justin from Bama February 5, 2017

dinotron

A bunch of painted boxes in the shape of a dinosaur.

Raptard: yo look what is that thing hanging from that window over there?
Tron: oh, you mean those painted boxes that look like a dinosaur?
Raptard: yeah
Tron: that's a dinotron dude
Raptard: what the fuck?!?!

by dan January 2, 2005

Diatron

A person who suffers from diabetes

Oh man did you know that Daniel is a Diatron!?

by GBA13 March 4, 2008

Rutledge Dirtroad

When you happen onto a dirt road in Rutledge, GA, and you happen to be menstruating but wanting to have sex. To turn on your partner, you take your tampon out in front of him, lick it seductively, and then throw it over a bridge. Usually after this happens, you'll notice if your partner is completely grossed out or totally horny from your little show. If he happens to be horny, you jump on his dick and give him the best fuck of his life. If grossed out, then obviously your partner is lame, and you are just shit out of luck. Sorry.

Keep It Classy.

After we Rutledge Dirtroaded, his dick was so bloody, and he loved it.

by missclassyyy123 August 16, 2010

distroyal

The act of domination, done by Bay Area representatives to people from or near the Southern California area.

Don't mess with us, or hella distroyal will come upon you.

by H-Pizzle December 7, 2006