dip and ditch

To seduce someone into sleeping with you, usually with the promise of a relationship, and leaving once the act is done.

A : What's up with you and that girl? She seems pretty crazy about you.
B : Yeah i don't know.
A : Fine just don't dip and ditch.

by osheshyal March 5, 2015

ducking ditch

This is what Google Talk to text interprets when you mean to say
Fucking Bitch

I hate you, I hope you die you ducking ditch

by NURSE HOLLY November 17, 2015

dump ditch

A woman's pussy..place where a man can dump his load

Heather needs to clean her dump ditch after the stingers party.

by muff-69-diver January 19, 2023

Ditching

To ditch somebody is to leave them behind without warning.

I can't believe that bitch Audrey tried ditching me for Brandon's party!!

by CeeDawg April 17, 2015

Ditchfinders

Vehicle tires of such unpredictable tendencies or dangerously low ability, they shouldn't be used for more than mundane commuting and sometimes not even that. Budget tires from new or little-known manufacturers that receive universally bad reviews are often called this in Great Britain and Australia, yet the term can be used to describe any tire that due to behavior, design, or condition (i.e., bald), are likely to cause a compromise, if not a total loss of control with relatively little provocation.

"Few things would say idiot, much less poseur quite like putting ditchfinders on your sports car."

by FXnerd November 4, 2012

Switch and Ditch

The act of removing a "For Sale" sign (or the like) from a piece of property that was originally intended for sale and placing it on another piece of property, usually of a different owner. The participant(s) then flee(s) the scene.

Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.

Me and Ryan played switch and ditch on some house last night. I guess it's for sale now!

by Fartgeyser November 3, 2006

Don't Ditch

A phrase that's used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. They either hesitate or don't make an effort to follow through with their intentions.

This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.

You: You going to come out tonight?
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.

(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)

You: You totally ditched.

by bridgettspeaking November 21, 2011