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Dink

Derived from "dinky," meaning small and cute.

Often used to describe shops with useless tat, nicknacks, bits and bobs, etc. but can be used to describe other locations, people, or items.
Wow, that antique shop had so much dink!
by CentreRose May 24, 2020
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Dink

(n.) Someone who has surpassed the term "faggot"

One who is as annoying as he is stupid
That Nate kid is such a dink. All he does is sit at our lunch table uninvited and make stupid and annoying comments!
by afay19 April 22, 2011
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Dink

Appropriate for males only, a specific type of "Asshole", a Dink is an asshole that is not only contemptible, but commands no respect, and is incapable of posing any conceivable threat to a stronger person (physically, intellectually, spiritually, or in any other sense).
"That guy's not even worthy of being called an asshole. He's just a dink. My grandmother could whip him."
by MothMusic January 20, 2008
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Dink

The only word (and thought) Peter Dinklage can actually say or think. All media produced containing the celebrity has been edited professionally to disguise this tragic fact. If you look closely in his acting productions, you can see heavy dubbing of his real voice and invisible wires 'puppeteering' the brain-dead dwarfman.
From an episode of HBO's 'Game of Thrones' before the edit:

Jon Snow: The northern winds are blowing and my father belongs here, at Winterfell.
Tyrion Lannister: Dink.
by Epic Chef May 26, 2018
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Dink

Dink (n):- Someone who is acting stupid; lame; annoying
- A hair on a whales penis
- Anyone named Casey, Emily, or Jessica.
Ex 1.)
You are such a dink!

Ex 2.)
The rare whales dinks were being sold for a fortune to make authentic paint brushes.
by youarenotthesun June 25, 2009
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Dink

U.S. Navy slang for "delinquent." Specifically, it refers to a sailor being delinquent in his/her qualifications.

Dink does not mean that a sailor is a shitbag (i.e., bad personal hygiene, disrespectful to superiors, etc.). It only refers to the sailor's state of laziness in pursuing his/her qualifications.

You might also hear sailors using "dink" to refer to someone not in the Navy or any armed force. Usually, it will be to comment on someone's (usually a civilian) lack of knowledge about anything Navy-related.
1.
- Chief: "Hey DC3 Swenson, are you qualified for Inport Equipment Monitor yet?"
- DC3 Swenson: "Sorry Chief, I'm still dink."
- Chief: "Dammit Swenson, you've been dink in that watchstation for a year and a half now! Your liberty is secured until you get qualified!"

2.
- Sailor A: Man, I bought this hooker last night and when I said I was in the Navy, she asked if I've ever killed a guy. Do I look like a SEAL to you?
- Sailor B: Sounds like she's dink in her knowledge of what we do, which is drink coffee all day.
by Swivelnutz March 24, 2012
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Dink

Oh, Chad he's being so mean just dink him away!
by The KRA May 7, 2022
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