dinglesnipe

to swipe or get an item before someone else, to dinglesnipe an item.

when getting the last good seat before someone else you would say you dinglesnipe it

by geha March 27, 2010

Diddleshit

To waste time, goof off, or procrastinate.

"My husband always runs late, he can diddleshit with the best of them."

"All you do is goof off, stop diddleshitting around."

by Kilo D January 10, 2009

Dinglefritz

A dinglefritz is something frivolous, extra, decorative, or fun.

(A decorator would say) I think I'll put a dinglefritz here and here - then it will be perfect.

by srck September 30, 2014

Dinglesnot

When a wet turd is transfered from your butthole to your taint by way of fart causing an uneasy feeling in public.

As I was swinging my golf club, I passed gas discreetly. Seconds later I felt a wet dinglesnot in my taint. I rushed to the woods with my golf towel and dropped my trousers and wiped the dinglesnot away.

by fonzy182 September 7, 2009

dinglesnatch

to pull a mans penis from behind through his legs, creating a temporary mangina as you attempt to snatch his dong.

if you talk to my girl again, i'm going to dinglesnatch you.

by crumeister May 22, 2011

dinglesnot

a hoebag from Australia, none the less named felicity.

that dinglesnot owes me change!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

DingleShitNuts

Basically, it means absolutely fucking crazy!

"That guy is Dingleshitnuts!!"

by NotWhoYou'dExpect April 8, 2019