-A peice of poo that gets winded in your butthair. Causing you to sit for hours bent over in the mirror trying to untangle it.
-A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.
-A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.
-Kaylee: I shat and got doo doo in my butthair. I had to untangle it for hours
Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed.
-Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance!
Mel: How?
Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off.
Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also!
Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed.
-Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance!
Mel: How?
Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off.
Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also!
by Zaralot October 10, 2011
Get the Dingleberrymug. My friend is a dingleberry.
by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012
Get the Dingleberrymug. by Taylor_Durden January 28, 2009
Get the Dingleberrymug. A Dingleberry is the formation of loose shit, ass hair, lint, toilet paper and maybe a little dirt mixed in for good measure. Dingleberries are usually the result of not properly maintaining the asshole region and the crack of the ass. On some occasions, it seems that when a Dingleberry has been stuck to an anal hair for a few weeks, it tends to rip out the anal hairs from which it has adhered to.
by Roy E. April 28, 2008
Get the Dingleberrymug. by JackS17 November 10, 2015
Get the Dingleberrymug. A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one's fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The Deuce." Although dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.
During a long and violent struggle to free himself from a single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man's decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.
by Random Female June 23, 2007
Get the Dingleberrymug.