DingleDangle's definitions

dingleberry

The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets.

Dangit! I got some dingleberry stuck in my drawers again! Bring out the 2 ply Charmin!

by DingleDangle November 9, 2007