diamorphine

1. The worlds best shit for pain.

2. The stuff your mom loves so much.

3. The stuff you give to dying folks when they are FUBAR BUNDY

"That man needs some diamorphine ASAP!"

by Biglong3453 July 21, 2014

Charlie Dimmock

To have a piss

This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing

In the pub.
'Mate just off for a Charlie Dimmock - that last pint has sent me kidneys into overdrive'

by street smeg August 8, 2006

Dimorio

Dimorio is one of the most hottest, kindest person you’ll ever know, he very caring and is a good listening, he’s calm and have good taste in music, he isn’t scared to tell a girl that he likes her, but his processes to telling you is when he’s shy and he has a sexy voice.

If you ever had the chance and lost him, then you just made a bigger mistake, and even when you find out about your mistake don’t go back to him, you never deserved him in the first place.

Hey, did you see Dimorio today? He’s so hot
OMG! I was on call with Dimorio, and every word he says makes chill run down my spine, his voice is so hot.
Girl!! I heard Dimorio was single, I’m ready to go get him now, who ever left him, was stupid as hell.

by Bettyboon202 January 29, 2021

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex are what happens when a pregnant mother (either intersex or female) produces or is in contact with quantities of testosterone in the third trimester causing a male and female twin to fuse into one, then split when testosterone lowers, then the smaller twin is reabsorbed by the larger one. This leaves the resulting child with a penis, one fallopian tube, a uterus, one accessory gland, half the average amount of eggs, and one small testicle attached to the volva tucked inside an otherwise normal vagina.

Patient: Why do I have one testicle and a hole?
Doctor: You are being affected by an intersex condition called SDCI, or sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans.

by Historics Society August 4, 2022

dimmer

to touch yourself in strange places while listening to the jonas brothers

"i gave my all for you, now my hearts in two"
im rubbing my pussy while listening to sos :D
im dimmer - ing.

by j-drake12 October 18, 2008

Dismorr

The best family to belong to. Full of amazing, caring people who will love you no matter what. Dismorr's always stand up for themselves and their friends. If you know a Dismorr hold on to them, you'll never find someone better! And they're sexy!!

Karere boy: Oi man, my best mate is so awesome!
Friend: Why?
Karere: That nigga's a Dismorr!

by hey butterfly December 27, 2012

status dismorphia

a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.

'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'

'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'

by nink February 7, 2008