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Division Day

October 21, the date of Elliott Smith's death. "Division Day" is a euphemism for the day death strikes, with "division" being the splitting apart of body and soul.
"The moon stood up on the ridge
Looking down where the water shines
And a man looking over the bridge
Like he done so many times

"Thinking about how to stay out
Out of trouble's way
And flying to fall away from you all
It's over division day
Beautiful division day"
by drogepirja September 13, 2011
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Duck Division

the duck division is a bunch of douche-bags that think they own newgrounds. they are often referred to as DD for short.

They spam it with their crap.
recently they have been submitting a video of terrorists cutting another guys head off - a lot of blood!
A: hey did you hear about that crappy submission on newgrounds about that guy getting his head cut off?

B: yeah

A:guess who submitted it

B: the duck division

A: yeah
by andale524 August 27, 2009
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DILFism

1st Definition: The theory surrounding the proper classification of a man as a "DILF".
2nd Definition: A disease which alters the mind into finding men over the age of 38 attractive.

Commonly found in young adults, DILFism affects one's perception of a "hot person". To classify someone as a DILF, they must meet the three requirements of a) having children, b) being over the age of 38, and/or c) having played OR been a father.

Symptoms of DILFism include:
- "simping" or feeling a sensation of ovulation when presented with an attractive older man
- strong romantic and/or sexual feelings towards men that a) have children, b) are over the age of 38, or c) have played a dad in a movie, TV show, Grammarly commercial, etc.
- finding geriatric or men over the age of 38 attractive
- creating a worshipping site for a man classified as a "DILF"
- and much, much, MUCH more
Person A: "Damn, Jon Bernthal is so fine, he puts me in heat"

Person B: "I think you suffer from 'DILFism'"

Person A: "Why do you say that"

Person B: "Because you are simping over a 46 year-old man"

Person A: "You're right! I am suffering from DILFism"
by anonymous December 31, 2022
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Wrong Division

1) The act of incorrectly splitting morphemes to create new affixes
2) "Long Division" in a Chinese Accent
1) "Chocoholic" is an example of wrong division, as one who is a chocoholic isn't addicted to chocohol.

2) The Asian lady had trouble with "wrong division." She often had a hard time finding the "collect" answer.
by scottchao October 7, 2010
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Rogers Division

The most awesome unit in the Royal Australian Navy, considered special forces and is made up of hardcore sailors with the rank of Seaman STAR (Special Tactics And Recon)
Ably led By a Lt Commander and holding the special weapon system know only as the Battle Gnome.
Oh man, that guy is soo cool, i wish i was in Rogers Division instead of the SAS
by aussie sailor May 7, 2010
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dilfism

the practice of simping over old men who look married and rich
“bruh zoe simps over like,, 5 of her friends’ dads.....”
“it’s called dilfism dumbass!! anyways,, any of you want a stepmom?”
by kurapikers February 1, 2021
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