Dilvis

A dumbass poser. A combination of dildo (fake dick) and a bad Elvis impersonator (poser). A ridiculously-looking or acting individual.

Check out this Dilvis. His pants are almost down at his knees.

That Dilvis is tailgating me!

by captainblorfo June 5, 2011

Dildis

What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.

Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.

by swellness January 9, 2012

Not our division

Phrase popularized by the 2nd series finale of the BBC programme Sherlock--put simply, not one's responsibility, strong suit, or "area." Can also be used in terms of personal preferences--e.g. "blue jeans really aren't my division," or in reverse to show an interest in something--e.g. "Tom Baxter's face is my division."

Mom: please put the laundry in the dryer.
Me: Not our division. (You can say "not my division," but definition wouldn't let me.)

Friend 1: College is so not my division.

Me: mmmm dinner and a movie, looks like my division.

by anonymous221B August 2, 2012

Dilvin

She’s a loving and sweet girl, she is very shy around new people but once you get to know her she’s the craziest girl on earth. She keeps her circle small and puts her family before anything. She can forgive but she won’t forget. If you find a dilvin, keep her!

Person A- “I met dilvin today”
Person B- “dude you're so lucky!”

by Seseee October 28, 2019

Ghost Division

They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat! Ghost Division!
Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread!

U Should listen Ghost Division

by LeafyBoi June 12, 2020

Dilisio blunder

When one makes a mistake on the opening move of a board game and will not be able to win the game as a result. This is usually said in jest as in "I see you're placing the settlement on a 10 stone, that'll prove to be a Delisio blunder" (Catan) but can be serious "You bid 18 victory points to be the first player?!? On turn one!?! What a Dilisio blunder!" (Five Tribes). This phrase was coined during a Dice Tower Top Ten list posted on October 15, 2020.

Do you know that you just pulled a Dilisio blunder?

I'm just trying to avoid the Dilisio blunder here.

by BCS0015 October 15, 2020

Dilisha

Dilisha is the name of a beautiful female who is kind hearted and smart. She’s above a Queen she’s an Empress.

Have you seen Dilisha?! She’s absolutely gorgeous!

by aboylookingforanempress May 26, 2021