When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
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Greatest dad, amazing husband (I suppose lmao Breezy where u @) and worlds best bassist.
Dallon is a very tall but very handsome 37 year old man who has been in some pretty cool bands. The Brobecks and Panic! at the Disco are 2 of those pretty cool bands, but let’s not forget his current 80’s sounding indie band I Don’t Know How But They Found Me he sings AND obviously plays bass for with his best friend Ryan Seaman (former Falling in Reverse drummer) he has known for almost a decade now.
Dallon is married to Breezy Dawn Douglas who’s an amazing actress, model AND geek. They have 2 beautiful children, Amélie and Knox Weekes who are both named after fictional characters. Some random facts about the Weekes family are that Dallon and Breezy’s favorite show to watch is Doctor Who and that Dallon is obsessed with Dr. Pepper (why don’t they sponsor him already smh. oh and he’s also trying to lower his daily doses of soda so he can be all fit and healthy again #vegan)
Dallon is also known as a ‘Twitter Baddie’ because all of this tweets are iconic and relatable.
Dallon is a very tall but very handsome 37 year old man who has been in some pretty cool bands. The Brobecks and Panic! at the Disco are 2 of those pretty cool bands, but let’s not forget his current 80’s sounding indie band I Don’t Know How But They Found Me he sings AND obviously plays bass for with his best friend Ryan Seaman (former Falling in Reverse drummer) he has known for almost a decade now.
Dallon is married to Breezy Dawn Douglas who’s an amazing actress, model AND geek. They have 2 beautiful children, Amélie and Knox Weekes who are both named after fictional characters. Some random facts about the Weekes family are that Dallon and Breezy’s favorite show to watch is Doctor Who and that Dallon is obsessed with Dr. Pepper (why don’t they sponsor him already smh. oh and he’s also trying to lower his daily doses of soda so he can be all fit and healthy again #vegan)
Dallon is also known as a ‘Twitter Baddie’ because all of this tweets are iconic and relatable.
by Rian Rozz August 19, 2018
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“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
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Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.
Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
by stanky wanky March 7, 2017
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