dildoe man

A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.

Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!

-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man

by Kevin AKA Moby August 12, 2006

dilldo

A rubber balloon like figure used as a replacement for a male's penis.

we used a dilldo at our sleepover.
i used the headbanger on the dilldo.

by Memmoo July 24, 2006

Dilldo

using a dill pickle as a dildo.

i was horny and hungry so i got a dilldo.

by hngsolo January 16, 2009

Dilldough

Dilldough is used to make pickle bread.

Betty: "This is the best bread! It tastes like a dill pickle."

Wilma: "Thank you. It's Pickle Bread, made with Dilldough."

Betty: "I must have the recipe!"

Wilma: "It would make a great hamburger bun also."

by dickandahalf July 7, 2010

Dilldo

it si a sex toy made to replace a mans dick. a dilldo comes in the shape of a mans dick. and is used like a mans dick. and if you are a very very unlucky person you will see a gay guy use one. but they are for people other then men.

O Ya. this way better they my boyfriends dick. its way longer. and harder...... OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA. Dilldos are the best. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA.

by Mtooit November 4, 2007

dilldock

Adj: One who shows virtues of a Dildo and a cock.

Adj: One who is a dildo and a cock at the same time.

Creating words on this site, like a dilldock.

You lieing dilldock.

by Gil Swanson October 19, 2008

dilldonics

A language based off the sounds of slurping and rubber slapping against itself which doesn't contain any prepositions, verbs, or any other type of word that isn't a noun. The only nouns present in the language pertain to having sex with artificial objects.

My mom was speaking dilldonics so I think she wants to screw a broom.

by brandon cluff April 20, 2006