DMIKING

DMIKING; (verb) 'To dmik'

The act of desperately trying to contact a person (generally an ex-lover or unrequited love interest) through spamming from different or fake accounts after being blocked using every possible means like phone calls and SMSs, multiple e-mail IDs, Instagram direct messaging, Facebook, payment apps, visits to home or workplace any time of the day or night, etc.

1. Lately I've given up dmiking my ex and boy it feels good.

2. Stop dmiking me or I'll call the cops on you.

by jerrydspy May 22, 2020

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Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

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Diking • dicking • dicking around • diving • Duking • dieing • Disingenuous • Dinking • Daking • Dicing

Proper Dicking

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.

Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"

by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013

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Dining with Devon

When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand

My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time

by Trex_Buttsex October 17, 2012

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Curb-dicking

To irresponsibly use the allotted space on a street curb to park, allowing no room for other drivers.

Example:
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."

2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."

by nicholblack December 13, 2020

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