diddly dong

It's that noodle between yo thighs. Most common in men. Exceptions include Donald Trump.

Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"

by FapGod March 29, 2016

diddly squat

diddly squat ain’t but nuthin’ at all

I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 19, 2019

Diddly-do

A woman's vagina

Wow, Rachel's diddly-do is a freakin bush! When was the last time she shaved?

by Gigi Coker July 20, 2017

diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.

"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.

by J-Smoove June 1, 2006

diddly shit

A generic, and very vague way to answer a question with a great lack of enthusiasm. Commonly used after one has completed a task and is devastatingly bored, hence currently doing absolutely nothing or diddly shit.

Slim Johnson: "Hey Dick what have you been up to lately?"
Richard Head: "Well Slim... as of lately... diddly shit."

by Tight Chambers June 19, 2013

diddly-farting

the act of doing nothing in a weird fashion

Noah, Brent, Amanda, Christa, and Josh were diddly-farting around today in the food court.

by acds April 10, 2012

Diddly-dee Potatoes

The way an Irishman speaks

"This is haw a Scotsman speaks. "Helleo, Haw are ya? Great pleasure te be heere."

This is haw en Aerishman speaks. "Diddly-dee potatoes"" --Danny Bhoy

by Definemethis August 29, 2012