digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.

Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.

by von groovy June 29, 2017

Ass-Diddling

To shove 2 fingers us somebody's ass and move them around to cause immense pain

Guy1: Jeremy never said goodnight to me back
Guy2: Well looks like it's Ass-Diddling time

by Nightgar May 31, 2021

disc diddling

Engaging in old, tired discussion. It refers to placing a vinyl record album on the spindle of the turntable.

The conversation on this YouTube thread seems like a lot of disc diddling to me.

by magwep February 6, 2017

Skittle Diddling

Female masturbation

Tanya was caught skittle diddling

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Prairie Diddling

When a person goes to the bathroom and begins prairie dogging repeatedly until they reach climax

Wife to husband: "Honey you've been in the bathroom a long time, are you Prairie Diddling in there?"

by Citrus McGee October 3, 2024

Arlyn's diddling

Noun.scary. when arlyn locks eye contact with you he chases you and diddles you crazily

Arlyn's diddling is coming for you next

by Cassidycassisycass October 29, 2025

diddlin

enjoying each others company

you down for diddlin?

by smkokk February 23, 2011