diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Reverse diddle

The act of paralysing a girl by fisting her then fucking her or someone in front of her.

I'm going to reverse diddle your mrs.

by Marcus the 3rd April 5, 2017

Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

diddle the skittle

Revived back into popular culture from Seattle, Washington.

1. To touch the female genitals until orgasm
2. Female Masturbation

Sunday night I went to this party that was suppose to be a jump off but turned out to be sum bullshit. The only thing poppin at the party was the fact my ex was there and he wanted to diddle the skittle.

by Ashley Ashley January 2, 2008

diddler

A child molester; A victimizer.

That guy who lost all the weight eating hogie sandwiches surprised me when he was arrested for being a diddler.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

sissy diddles

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.

For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021

Diddle My Skittle

1.To touch the Female genital organs (Female Masterbation)

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003