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dictiannoying

The person in a group who knows the definition to every word and will shoot down any attempt at not giving a precise, Webster's Dictionary-standard definition.
Person A - What does "zeitgeist" mean?
Person B - Well, it's kind of that energy and feeling that--
Person C - NO, IT'S A GERMAN TERM MEANING "SPIRIT OF THE TIME" THAT REFERS TO THE MORAL AND INTELLECTUAL TRENDS OF A GIVEN ERA.
Person A - Oh.
Person B - Dude, don't be so dictiannoying.
by chrisdru January 10, 2009
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dicktorias secret

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.
Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again
by Ram ranch cowboy January 2, 2021
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Victorian Flip Flop

An act between two gay men. It entails the "top" finishing his business, and then allowing the "bottom" to penetrate his partner's anus. Once this partner has "finished" his partner, the original "top" will again penetrate his partner's anus. This can eventually lead to a perpetual sex session. Why Victorian? Courtesy is the policy, once you are done, allow the other to do their business and so on.
"Did you and Anthony enjoy your Victorian Flip Flop?"

"Yes, it turned into an all night extravaganza!"
by VictorianFlipFlopper March 16, 2010
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Hictorian

Tacky Victorian style, reflecting more "country charm" than authentic Victorian style. Epitomized by plastic flowers, fake antique furnishings, and by an over-abundance of doilies and potpourri.
Although claiming to be built in the 1870's and restored to its original architectural character, the Bed and Breakfast was more Hictorian than Victorian.
by newsamjohnson February 6, 2010
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Bank Doctorine

The Bank Doctorine policy allows banks and financial institutions to rob individual citizens and the government to pay for excessive excutive bonuses and golden parachutes, at minimal cost.
Under the Bank Doctorine politically connected financial institutions are too big to fail, and too big to be punished. This is especially true during election years when politicians need to attract large donors with reliable sources of income.
It is facilitated in part by financial interests that rotate in and out of regulatory and governing bodies.
The Bank Doctorine makes it possible to avoid capitalism, market corrections, and criminal procecution. This way the banks have an incentive to give the public the worst deal possible.
by mlhiss March 22, 2012
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Victorian

Someone from the state of Victoria (Australia)
Victorians are very angry people

Too much red meat?
Something in the water?
Frustration at always playing second fiddle to New South Wales?

Who knows?
Who cares?

Couldnt really give a fuck one way or the other personally; but, they annoy the crap out of me big-time.

I have met 3 nice Victorians in my whole life :)

I have fallen in love with a Victorian; I am such a tool. Seriously, these evil bastards take hate to a whole new level, they enjoy hurting people, it makes them feel more secure. Ive heard the men have skinny cocks which probably pisses the women off, which of course pisses the men off, which unfortunately can also really piss me off if they get too close.

Did I mention I am a tool? - cool, glad we got that sorted.
Already knew all the words of that serene but harrowing country song 'Dont fall in love with a Victorian' - check it out sometime its by 'Woolly B & the Sweet pussy collective' - that shit rocks dude!!

Such a beautiful state too; hell of a fuckin waste to fill Victoria with Victorians. Could have chucked the Tasmanians in there; it may have stopped those dirty little buggers from inbreeding so bloody much.
And quite possibly the Victorians could have gone to Tasmania and inbred themselves into oblivion (the non-existant type of oblivion; not the one that sounds awesome)
Too easy, but too fuckin' late to save me (run to the hills while you can, you stupid bloody random bogans; the Victorians are coming!!!)

There is some chance that you may have reached the conclusion that i do not like Victorians.
Of course, i must admit you are right - well done you, go to the back of the 'big bus' and wait for a window to lick

Ever towed a caravan around Australia?
Me neither, sounds like a right prick of an idea.
Worked in a Caravan park once in the sleepy little town of 'Hell on Earth'; the people were all inbred and kinda fucked up
Anyway, the point is that in a caravan park you can have a lot of people just sitting around; of course, when a vehicle enters the park they tend to look at the car and its number plates (as you do).
If those number plates have 'Victoria' on them - the vibe just goes to shit; its like everyone collectively loses 11 bits of happiness or some other funky fucked up shit

Victorians are fucked in the head
Stereotyping is wrong and ridiculously improbable
Victorians make their own rules though and because they are fucked; they are fucked!

Please Victorians stop being angry because you have skinny cocks and are duck fuckers. You are pissing the world off. You are up your own arse, how can you not feel it? - Fuckin Bogans the lot of you :)
by Your Mother Works At McDonalds December 17, 2008
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dictorany

Word made up by Devin that proably has to do with something dirty. Also could be a misspelling of dictionary, or about the tyranny of d**ks. Hard to say, but in this case I'm sure it's urban. (:
Devin: "Lol got to love urban dictorany. Looked up my name. Made me laugh so much"
by Row-Z July 8, 2011
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