dicknacious

someone who excessively uses ands talks about dicks.

sammy is dicknacious because he can't have a conversation without saying dick.

by dickinit June 18, 2009

dickatitus

Not being able to get a boner.

I think i have dickatitus, i've been watch porn for an hour and nothin!

by connor1414 January 28, 2009

Dicktatorship

When basic freedom like fapping anonymously is put to an end by the government giving your download history to pornographers.

The Telegraph, 27/03/12..."Thousands of O2 broadband customers will have their personal details handed to a pornographer who claims they unlawfully downloaded his films."

"WE'RE BEING OPPRESSED BY A DICKTATORSHIP!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie August 14, 2012

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

dictatious

This is a dictator who is a dick. Can also be used in lieu of ridiculous.

You are being very dictatious.

by beeerye February 6, 2014

Dicktation

Taking orders from an authoritarian idiot, a dick.

His angry, one word directives that made no sense became known as dicktation.

by CentralDogma December 31, 2016

dicktation

Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.

-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"

"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."

by AndMyCucumber August 29, 2011