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Dickpressed

Depressed from lack of sexual action, commonly found in females and fortnite gamers
The poor girl hasn’t had dick in a month shes probably dickpressed.
by Marcopologr July 10, 2018
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Dickpressed

When your not having enough sex and your depressed by it .
Bruh I haven’t had sex in awhile Im very dickpressed
by Candy_box November 23, 2019
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dumbass in distress disorder

A cliche in bad movies such as A Kid in King Arthur's Court in which a female character in the first act of the movie is strong and totally independent and can kick ass but in the last part of the movie becomes weak and helpless and needs a man to save her.

Phrase comes from the Nostalgia Critic review of A Kid in King Arthur's Court.
Hmmm... that princess who knew martial arts and swordfighting and could defeat a man twice her size now can't break out of the arm lock of a man her size. She must have the dumbass in distress disorder.
by King of Jellybeans December 30, 2009
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Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.
Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!
by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009
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frapezoidal distress

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.
she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.
by Muerte55 January 5, 2009
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Dickatress

One who exhibits the qualities of being a dick. Generally a female, but sometimes can describe a male who is acting like a bitch.
"When Spencer went to the Heaven and Hell without his girlfriend he was being such a dickatress"
by Ayybayybayy February 3, 2010
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dickpressed

sad because of your lack of receiving dick
damn i havent gotten dick in a while im dickpressed
by Babadookiedigger October 12, 2018
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