dickfingers

The ability to be a complete PSYCHO derived from having stubby fat lil piggies...

He is so evil... i bet he has dickfingers!

by Jean S, January 16, 2008

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017

dickstanzeraratarereinsteroum

1. a person that uses the urban dictionary

2. a person that has a zillion dollars

Example: Look at that dickstanzeraratarereinsteroum he has a zillion dollars!
Example2: WOW I USE THE URBAN DICTIONARY SO I AM A dickstanzeraratarereinsteroum

by waluigi the retarded retard July 18, 2022

Dicklinger

When a guy is into a girl and hangs around or stalls to spend more time with them. Continuing a conversation that has clearly ended or starting up a new one after saying goodbye.

This guy was dicklingering around the the receptionist all morning.

by Tim Ziro August 25, 2023

Snotty Dickfinger

It’s when you sneeze in your hand then have a wank

John John sneezed in his hand then tore one off with his snotty dickfinger

by Casey317 May 13, 2025