Dickslipper

A rubber tube that rolls onto your junk to ensure that you may not jizz into yo bitch while doin' it and protects yo junk from STD's(dick disease)at the same time!!!

Howard:Hey bro did you get with that chick last night or what?
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.

by TAYGEN March 30, 2009

big dick slinger

N. a total BAMF; an individual who possesses a large amount of swagger and is accomplished in the art of verbal jousting; especially pertaining to JV tennis players.
dick slinging

Bout ta doubble donut that fool like a big dick slinger!

Chris: how are you feeling?

bob: like a big dick slinger!

by urbanmyerurbanlegend December 19, 2011

dickflinger

a. One who beatsn rather than caresseing his dick to produce thick white semen, way too often; wanker. b. One who throws chopped off dicks at people.

a. The dickflinger's wang is purple with a rash dude. b. A cock hit me in the eye after the dickflinger launched it at me.

by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004

dickfinger

see Homoerikyo. Guess how it was derived.

Anyone: "DICKFINGER!"
Erik: "ARRRGHH!!"

by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003

dickfingers

The ability to be a complete PSYCHO derived from having stubby fat lil piggies...

He is so evil... i bet he has dickfingers!

by Jean S, January 16, 2008

DICK SLINGER

A dude with self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome at everything especially at slinging meat. Dick Slingers own their shit and know how to FUCK. A Dick slinger see’s himself as the alpha intelligent, confident and successful. Dick slingers are the man other men want to be!

WOW That guy is such a DICK Slinger!!!

by TheOffensiveCompany March 31, 2021

Dicklinger

When a guy is into a girl and hangs around or stalls to spend more time with them. Continuing a conversation that has clearly ended or starting up a new one after saying goodbye.

This guy was dicklingering around the the receptionist all morning.

by Tim Ziro August 25, 2023