A legendary creature of grandiose repute. The most magnificent and tears-to-your-eyes inducing animal ever to be documented by humankind. Eyewitness accounts describe it as a giant hawk with a penis.
The flight of cock a'feathered
Through the early morning sky
Penetrates the remnants
Of another night gone by
Oh sweet majestic radiance
As bright as a thousand suns
Impel the world as one to claim:
"Behold, the Dickhawk comes!"
Through the early morning sky
Penetrates the remnants
Of another night gone by
Oh sweet majestic radiance
As bright as a thousand suns
Impel the world as one to claim:
"Behold, the Dickhawk comes!"
by Santiago Artorius July 14, 2014
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"Yea, why, what about her?"
"She's a major dickjacker bro."
"Oh yea? How do you know?"
"She broke my bed over the weekend, no joke. And the other day Cody told me she messed around with a lot of guys.
"That's a shame. She Was hot."
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"Oh yea? How do you know?"
"She broke my bed over the weekend, no joke. And the other day Cody told me she messed around with a lot of guys.
"That's a shame. She Was hot."
by pseudobro August 29, 2011
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"Gil dickdawned Zu at the mailbox to help him lift his couch and remove the dead possum." "Why are you calling me at 6am on a saturday? Totally dickdawned me before I even had my coffee asshole!"
by The 1600 September 22, 2011
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Get the Dickjá vù mug.The male alternative to a female vajazzle. The reason for the "er" at the end is because men have a meat and two veg i.e penis and balls vs a single fanny hole also known as a vagina or cunt.
A dickjazzler, also spelled dickgazzle or glitter penis is a form of genital decoration, formed by the application of crystal ornaments on the shaved mons pubis of a man.
When you want to have a shiny cock you'd go to your local dickjazzlee for a dickjazzler. They would make your dick jazzle like the queen of englands crown on a coronation.
When you want to have a shiny cock you'd go to your local dickjazzlee for a dickjazzler. They would make your dick jazzle like the queen of englands crown on a coronation.
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