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Dickbiter

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.
by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008
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Dickatarian

A hot vegetarian who rejects the consumption of all meats, except the penis. She likes that very much. It is her guilty pleasure.
Example 1: Dude, I thought this chick would be a prude because she ordered a salad, wore Toms, and had a hemp bag, but she turned out to be quite the Dickatarian.

Example 2: Brooke's boyfriend suggested that new diet, Dickatarian.
by Hot&Ready July 3, 2012
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dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.
by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003
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dickatry

Guy:So what do you think of george.
Guy: he seems cool for awhile utill his dickatry gets to me.
by george January 20, 2005
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mr dickster

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had
Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009
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dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
by SpeeMan January 12, 2011
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Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.
Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern
by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011
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