dickfiddling

Just another way to say masturbating.

Charles: Hey Tom, Sam won't come out of his room. "Sam what are ya dickfiddling in there???

Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.

by shiftyclaybob January 28, 2010

dickride

commonly used in rap battles - if u vote for ur friend even though the other person had the better diss

to sweat a rappers nuts and only talk about him, refusing to think he has any error

man this nigga spit 1 bar and beat me..fuckin dickride votes

this nigga dickrides 50 man thats all he talk about

by Griff July 1, 2004

dicktraitor

Someone you trusted but they end up hooking up with the girl you like.

A; I can't believe he did that to me man, he knew how much I liked her.
B: This guy sounds like a real dicktraitor.

by SwaPra March 22, 2017

dickrider

someone who is a follower not a leader

Look at Maria shes copying my style what a dickrider!

by Carla Alfaro February 28, 2003

dickrider

Someone who "sucks up" to one another, always agreeing with that person for something in return i.e. power. Thus, they are "riding" that individual's dick.

Senator John McCain rides the media's dick, agreeing with them anytime he can. Therefore, he is a dickrider.

by Random Moron Defining Words August 28, 2006

Dickfairy

Similar to the tooth fairy. But instead of taking teeth they take dicks. Usually in the buthole but often in the ear.

Kampbell Walker is a Dickfairy!
What a Dickfairy!
Dickfairy!

by Bobby Stinson March 21, 2009

dickbride

A female who, until the wedding night, conceals her true hermaphroditic qualities. In layman's terms, an "undercover phallic agent."

Bill: "So how was your honeymoon, Ted?"

Ted: "Awful! I found out when attempting to consummate our marriage that Patrice was a dickbride! She was tucking the whole time..."

by Jungle Bogan April 21, 2007