dickishness

Dickishness: relating to, or being, in the state, quality, condition or degree of being a dick.

Dick in this sense is a "mean" or "contempable" person(s)

Credited to "The Daily Show's" Dan Bakkedahl.

"Would you say that your decision to storm out in the middle of an interview reflects a general dickishness amongst Republicans that's probably responsible for the fact that New Orleans is under water? And I will take a hang up to mean yes."

by Ben Slagle September 1, 2008

Dickfishing

When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.

-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man

by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020

Dickish

A description of behavior of acting like a complete dick towards another human being with or without justification.

I can't stand Sean and his dickish ways!

by Brewing Beer April 14, 2015

Dickishly

To do something in a selfish way. Act like a penis.
Be shallow, conceded, in a full-of-yourself manner. To come off as a dick.

Since I dickishly forgot to ask.

by dangerstranger. September 19, 2009

Dickishly Snooty

It can either be done with a dildo or a real phallus. One person dresses as the monopoly man / mr. peanut (monocle REQUIRED). The "phallus" is then placed across the upper lip of the "snooty" much like a fake mustache. That person then tells an erotic story in the style of a masterpiece theater reading.

Also used to describe when someone is trying to be high-brow but sounds like they've got a dick for a mustache.

"That poetry reading was dickishly snooty"

by ninjo May 4, 2010

Dicklish

The way one speaks with a dick in their mouth.

I need a good bitch no rip no bot. she gotta be hood rich gettin money on the block. but she a freak, she go down like a drop. she only speak dicklish, her mouth full of cock.

by oakkdigg3r September 24, 2009

dickish

To act in such a way that confirms the popular presupposition that someone is a dick.

Dickish behaviour is synonymous with acting like a complete cunt.

I can't believe you stabbed my nan, that's pretty dickish man.

by Norma Stits May 3, 2010