Dickering

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

BOBO Dickerson

Noun

A university maintenance employee that refuses to work and who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.

That maintenance man is a “BOBO Dickerson” he stands around smoking all day and complains about other people not doing their job.

by Bartleby the Informer June 7, 2011

Dickerson Connection

This term is used to describe someones terrible internet connection. Mostly used in the X-Box live community. When said persons internet connection is so bad it not only lags them, but it lags the entire server.

I don't want to play with Kevin and his Dickerson Connection.

by AnubisTheJakal January 9, 2011

Diversion

A way to get people to focus on something else, such as when somebody wants to take people's attention away from similarities between their own country and a near-dictatorship and distract them with a story about a country overseas somewhere.

The girl told a story about Belarus, which despite her description of the country as being a near-dictatorship, was one of the few countries that wasn't on a lockdown at this time. It was a good diversion from events in her own country.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

Perversion Diversion

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.

Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!

by Man from Monty February 28, 2010

Diversion Selfie

The act of taking a selfie with a misleading caption. Often done to make the perpetrator feel less ridiculous for uploading a blatant attention seeking picture of their semi-naked body.

Diversion Selfie example...
Caption: Loving my new hair
Picture: A down-shot of a cleavage with hair either side. (Main focus on the cleave)

by Miss Rant A Lot July 23, 2015

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009