by UpaBrick February 9, 2020

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?
Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.
by prof_db January 28, 2021

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.
"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."
by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008

Expression meant to basically say, Deal with it. Don’t bother trying to explain yourself or do anything. They have won.
by Comedian95 January 12, 2023

That time of year for yun niggas to stop dick eating and dick up.
Translation - the time of year where people are done being a bitch and start toughening up.
Translation - the time of year where people are done being a bitch and start toughening up.
Joe - "Yo there's this Boul who be talkin shit"
Nick - "stuff on dat nigga then, it's Dick Up SZN"
Joe - "yo there this fine shawty i dont know how to ask for her snap"
Nick - "bruh just ask for dat shit, if she say no she say no. Stop bitching nigga it's Dick Up SZN."
Nick - "stuff on dat nigga then, it's Dick Up SZN"
Joe - "yo there this fine shawty i dont know how to ask for her snap"
Nick - "bruh just ask for dat shit, if she say no she say no. Stop bitching nigga it's Dick Up SZN."
by Souf Phully October 1, 2021

by Godlike:) May 31, 2018
