Academic Decathlon

Organization of Asians with no social life who compete to see who's never going to get laid.

Student#1:"Are you going to the Academic Decathlon meeting today?"

Student#2:"Fuck no!"

Student#1:"Haha, I'm just fuckin' with yah. You wanna go smoke some weed?"

Student#1:"You're damn right I do!"

by Zen Master April 24, 2005

Decathlon

A place where kids won’t cry even they get separated from their parents.

Everything can be touched, tested, and played with.

“Me and my husband have been stuck here for 3 hours since our kids entered...”
“You are in Decathlon???”
“Yaaaa… everything would not be at its original place once they see it.”

by letuwillbdone November 24, 2021

Decathlon

A place where all imaginable sporting goods are sold and where parents bring their kids to play when they run out of ideas. Parents welcome.

Husband/wife: The kids are in bed early this evening, what happened? Are they sick?

Wife/husband: Oh no, I just took them to Decathlon after school.

by Martijowenw November 24, 2021

Diecathlon

When your doing so many things at once or doing something right after you just did something

Omar- “She doing so many sports, she doing a whole diecathlon”

by foreverjanell December 24, 2021

dickatonin

Dickatonin means when you laid the pipe and gave her the dick so good she was sound asleep before she even had a chance to fight it

You know that new girl down the block man I straight gave her the dickatonin.

by Trash can Trevor January 18, 2024

Academic Decathlon

A space of time to do whatever one desires. Sumthing ev3ryone want but cannot obtain due to AcDec

Abbreviation: AcDec

Costco Dad loves Academic Decathlon

by Hugh Trevor-Roper June 3, 2018