Martijowenw's definitions

迪卡儂

一個總是跟馬卡龍搞混的品牌公司

A: 欸，你知道從法國來的馬卡龍嗎？最近想買看看耶！
B: 我知道啊，我上週才買了一堆，健身器材、跑鞋、滾筒
A: ??? 你說的是迪卡儂吧…?

by Martijowenw November 24, 2021

Decathlon

A place where all imaginable sporting goods are sold and where parents bring their kids to play when they run out of ideas. Parents welcome.

Husband/wife: The kids are in bed early this evening, what happened? Are they sick?

Wife/husband: Oh no, I just took them to Decathlon after school.

by Martijowenw November 24, 2021