any dick does the trick

Often paired with the other term "any hole's a goal", states how any male with functioning genitalia is worth going for. mostly used by women, but hey, its a free country

"girl, that guy has been eyeing you down for an hour now"
"he isn't even cute"
"girl, any dick does the trick".

by Xx_memelordpussyeater42069_xX July 30, 2017

Trick Dick Licker

The adjective word for a ignorant white person who is speaking offensively about minorities.

Gabe: That trick dick licker said he can't speak Mexican.

by Marvin Lagarda August 14, 2011

Trick Dick

When you have convinced your wife that you have a large penis when you really are average.

I’m glad she isn’t into porn because this “Trick Dick” is paying dividends.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

Stupid dick tricks

Stupid Dick tricks are when a guy or bf slaps penis back and forth or helicopter. Or Felix muscle UN front of u to amaze u

There goes D.K doing stupid Dick tricks again .

by Orting honey June 30, 2016

dick tricked

When a guy thinks he had sex with a chick, but discovers he was with a pre op tranny.

Dude thought he took a hottie home from the bar but he got dick tricked.

by Rynesdad1 April 6, 2016

Dick-tricked

When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.

Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.

by Ardias February 7, 2024