Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok

by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020

Diarrhea Arrest

A very controversial practice of a human getting arrested by a non-human police officer. Originated in South Africa in 1958 when the former rogue state's secret police hired 300K non-human police officers to arrest humans who are opponents of their former regime. It was extremely notorious during early-mid 1969 to late-2019. Like Diarrhea Kidnapping, it was discovered by the US government.

Many notable public figure like Justin Bieber and Jake Paul have been targets of Diarrhea Arrest by non-human police officers.

by Ryan900USAYT December 18, 2021

Diarrhea Felony

A diarrhea felony is when you have diarrhea into an empty ice cube tray, freeze it, and throw the resulting diarrhea cubes at people on the street.

Man, David got busted for three years after committing that diarrhea felony on Tuesday.

by grigori rasputin January 4, 2019

Denny's Diarrhea

When you go to Denny's and get instant diarrhea and shit all over your pants and have to cover your ass with your sweater.

Ah man I was at Denny's the other day and got Denny's Diarrhea. Took 3 loads of the washer to get my clothes clean

by musti6604 October 28, 2011

explosive diarrhea

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea

by Marquiz May 6, 2003

bleeding diarrhea

a sign that Satan is real

I have bleeding diarrhea. what the hell did i do?

by Andrew Poletis June 10, 2008

Christmas Diarrhea

Diarrhea that is red and green in color.

Sara: "Hey Amber! Come quick and look at this."

Amber: "Eww, that's disgusting. Why is your diarrhea red and green?"

Sara: "I don't know. It must just be Christmas diarrhea."

by theblizzard June 1, 2011